Men.
July 23, 2008
They reckon that men are from Mars and that I am from Venus, but most of the time I feel like we are universes apart. How can we ever communicate or in fact achieve anything with the opposite sex when we are in different galaxies?
So many break ups are because ‘we want different things’ but how will people, that are inevitably totally different, ever want the same thing?!?!
Though, to get to this state of affairs you have to find someone that is remotely on your wave length. For some people this can take years, even decades, how hard can it be to find someone?
Let’s look at the odds… in the UK alone there are 60 million inhabitants? I suppose we have to count out a fair number of these… at least 90 percent will be completely the wrong age demographic, and 50 percent again will be the wrong sex. I think they reckon that one in ten people are gay so that’s a further ten percent down and out!
My workings (and it is likely that they will be wrong) tell me that 4.5% of the 60 million inhabitants are the right age, sex and sexual orientation, so how hard can it be?
But let’s be serious, of that 4.5 percent how many will be total gits? I would confidently say that 95% of the 4.5% are definite goners!
So ladies we can rest in the knowledge that 0.225 percent of the UK may possibly have an attribute or two that may or may not be suitable to us.
However, my mathematics didn’t take into account annoying habits, terrible in-laws, annoying best friends, sport commitments or obsessive football team followings…
OK, man bashing over. But good luck to all of you Venetians out there, I think you need it! x
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3 Responses to “Men.”
The odds are slightly scary! Are we ever going to find mr right? or are there always going to be annoying habits that we can only look past for a certain amount of time?
The other option for us unfortunate ladies is to turn lesbian, although i can still imagine we would find flaws there!
I dont think mr right exists unfortunately and i think we may have to just settle for mr average and his beer belly and smelly feet! booooooooo!
By Colette on Jul 23, 2008
I never thought of it that way, my friends always used to say theres plenty more fish in the sea, but in my experience they’ve been nasty sharks or weedy minnows.
Good luck ladies in finding the 0.225 % that are eligible you never know a fraction of them may be good in bed x x
By Sadie on Jul 23, 2008
They are very scary odds. Add to that the fact that I am VERY piccy and i think i’ll end up that scary old spinster lady who smells of wee and owns too many cats/dogs/snakes etc
By Nadine on Jul 23, 2008